jakemalik:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

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chryssa-99:

I don’t need your pity.

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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